I've contacted the fellow behind Hyper Cache and found the issue isn't with him; I have yet to contact the developers of Web Optimizer about this, although I am going to as soon as I am done here, but their plugin works fine as well. To clarify, they work find independently from one another, but when they are both used I get this issue.
Here is the scenario: I'm logged in, all is configured properly with both plugins, and my page loads pretty stinkin' fast. But when I log out and refresh the page, I get all this encrypted data (I'm not sure if it is encrypted or not, I just wanna sound smart or something and call it what it looks like to me). If I log back in and refresh again, viola! It's working again. I have cleared the plugins (both of them) cache, as well as my browsers, but nothing resolves this.
Since both plugins work fine standalone, I fear that neither developer will help resolve this issue, but the Web Optimizer plugin suggest the use of Hyper Cache along side with theirs. Check out http://elijahtask.org/ and see if you get the same results.