Well, it's Sunday morning at 9:02 Eastern, so who do I expect to be up but me and God. And while He knows exactly, and in a second, how to fix this problem, I don't have the frequency to tune into his transmission.
So what did I, frail human, do to improve the situation? I made it worse, that's what.
Specifically, I renamed "htacces.dist" to ".htaccess" in the hope that was the problem ... and I gor this message:
"Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@[DOMAINNAME].com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. "