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Bye bye Bloglines - The WPMU DoS poem (4 posts)

  1. Farms2
    Member
    Posted 15 years ago #

    Ahem, I have posted a poem regarding bloglines and WPMU that I thought you might enjoy: http://incsub.org/blog/2007/bye-bye-bloglines-the-wpmu-dos-poem

    For your benefit I include the measured verse ;) below:

    Bye bye Bloglines

    You’ve served me well
    For a number of years
    But I have to go now
    Bloglines, my dear.

    You were an absolute joy
    When Radio I left
    But I’m afraid that right now
    I’m not so bereft

    Yes, you were usable
    Yes, you were my first
    Web-based aggregator,
    But now you are cursed

    On a daily basis,
    I’m afraid this is so,
    You screw up my sites
    You make them so slow,

    Your concurrent connections
    To my database
    Have driven me crazy
    My load times a disgrace

    I’ve throttled you back
    With a tweak of the ear
    But as a result,
    You’re rubbish my dear.

    So to reader I go
    With a fond parting wave
    Until you teach your crawler
    How to fucking behave

  2. lunabyte
    Member
    Posted 15 years ago #

    ROFLMAO....

    I'll raise to that one. ;)

  3. andrewbillits
    Member
    Posted 15 years ago #

    That's the best thing i've read all day.

  4. andrea_r
    Moderator
    Posted 15 years ago #

    Oh, BRAVO! :D
    *applauds*

    *~*~*~*~throws roses ~*~*~*~*

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